seth_master

Teaching Yoga in the City

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:52:12 GMT

Some shamless self promotion & to help generate business for my mate Jodie at the Melbourne Natural Wellness Centre. I will be teaching Yoga Thursday nights from 6.30pm this week.
Your first class is free - so give it a burl & come along.
I cannot express how great this clinic is they are down to earth, helpful & so knowledgable & have helped me many many times over. I visit them for massage, naturopathy & osteo.
Do yourself a favour.

Please see the link for the timetable & other services offered.
Namaste

http://www.melbournenaturalwellness.com.au/studio

1930's party

Tue, 05 May 2009 01:10:21 GMT

Hey all, Matt & I are going to a 1930's themed party & I was wondering if anyone had any hats or frocks that we could borrow? or know where we could pick some up. I do have a dress that I could wear with some pearls but would love one of the hats they used to wear.
TA!

Fires, trees, concrete & food from packets

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:59:02 GMT

Ok I havent had a whine in a long long time but last night I got my fuckin FILL of the fear mongers that are trying to do my head in.

YES we live in residential bushland.
YES I know that we live in what they call "Bushfire prone zone".
YES I know TREES FUCKIN BURN (so do people if you cover them in petrol!)

I am sorry, but yes I KNOW we live in a bushy area which in turn leaves us open to the threat of bushfires. I am sick of people saying to me OH your house & area is lovely BUT....BUT FUCKIN WHAT? I should knock down all my trees & concrete the fuckin lot?

I am nearly at the point of throwing this fear feeding mentality a reality check right in their faces.

1. If it wasnt for people like YOU that concrete & pave their entire or most of their backyards for "convenience" (& because they are lazy cunts & dont want to garden) are contributing to global warming & CAUSING bushfires.
2. These people that DONT have vegie patches or fruit trees or grow any of their own food are contributing to global warming & CAUSING bushfires.
3. These people that have lawn over trees - are contributing to global warming & CAUSING bushfires.
4. These people that eat shit food that all comes in packaging are contributing to global warming & CAUSING bushfires.

So next time someone says to me I should move or DO I KNOW THAT I could be burnt to the ground I am going to hit them with the above.

Thanks cunts YOU ARE THE ONES CAUSING THE BUSHFIRES THAT AFFECT ME!
I wonder how they would react?

Makes me mad that the people that have trees & a edible garden are the ones that come under most threat from fires which are caused by unaware human beings that are consumerist FUCKTARDS!

End of tanty.

Here comes the RAIN!!!!

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:50:37 GMT

I dont think I have ever LOVED the rain so much as now.
I will NEVER take the weather for granted ever again.

The GLORIOUS smell of it hitting my trees. BRING IT ON! I hope it rains for months.

YAY!

Fire in Upwey

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:07:26 GMT

Just so you know we are currently under threat from a fire down the road. We evacuated last night & came back this morn as they had it contained. It has flared up again this arvo so we are on alert. We are fine just worried & tired.
Bless the fire fighters.

Take care everyone.
Love you.

LUX INTERIOR IS DEAD! :(

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:38:16 GMT

Lux the lead singer from the Cramps died from heart related illness. He was 60. This makes me sad.

Two members of two of my MOST FAVOURITE BANDS IN ALL THE WORLD have died recently. Ron Asheton & now Lux. Poor Poison Ivy - she must be so sad. :(

Ah I was thinking yesterday about the passage of time & even though I dont belive in the phrase "I am getting old" as that is just hidden words for "I am fuckin lazy" - but this must be the feeling that elderly people get when they have seen so much in their lives & reflect.

Lucky I saw the Cramps at the Palace (another dead place in my memory) and SCREAMED like a school girl groupie. THEY ROCKED!

Rest In Peace Lux.

ps. Also what puts the shits up me a bit - my Dad will be 60 in 2 years & he has a heart condition.........

I have lived in heat but this is HELL!

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:31:12 GMT

We need to install air conditioning in our house.
END OF STORY!

I have Mondayitis & its Tuesday

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:55:33 GMT

Lovely lovely weekend. My eyes have been opened by some friends decieving me - but to be honest I am not bothered. If they cannot be truthful then I feel for them. Tell me the truth any day - but if you wish to lie just make sure I dont talk to your other friends & find you OUT!

Pinched this from Margaret - wonderful to see you on Sunday!

Getting to know you Meme

1. Were you named after anyone? My Mother said my Father named me & apparently after Tina Turner. ~~sighs~~ but yeah like I had a choice & Tina Turner still rocking in her 70's & has great legs!

2. Do you still have your tonsils? Yep even though they were gonna rip em out when I was a grommit.

3. Would you bungee jump? No dont think so. That is the one thing I have an aversion too. Just have this thought in my head of my legs being ripped from the hip sockets....though being of Polynesian heritage I have a feeling it is genetic memory from the "bungee" with vines they do on Pentecost Island. Another life - another time.

4. What is your favorite cereal? Dont like cereal - full of sugar & shit with numbers instead of names. If I have to eat anything like that would be my homemade organic museli. Dont really know why people buy cereal for - so easy & quick to make ya own let alone other options to eat for breakky like BRUSCHETTA! YUM!

5. Do you untie your shoes when you take them of? Yes.

6. What is your favorite ice cream? Me no eat ice cream - has cows lactations in it. But if I did I would say MANGO!

7. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their energy & eyes. (For boys - then hair, arse & boots! HAHA)

8. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Being critical of oneself & others

9. What's the last thing you ate? Salad from my garden

10. What are you listening to right now? Typing fingers & buzzing computers

11. Last movie you watched? The Wrestler - was quite impressed.

12. What did you dream about last night? Can't remember last nights - but been having some good ones lately.

13. What book are you reading? Yoga for Women.

14. Summer or winter? Winter, WINTER WINTER!

15. Do you have any special talents? Singing, gardening, sewing, not being scared of spiders! LOL none of those are spesh really....

hmmmmm

SARAH SARAH SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:26:17 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SARAH DARLING! I will call when I figure out the time diff.

LOVE YOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Yoga Master 5000

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:35:29 GMT

Well the weekend has come & gone & I passed my Yoga teacher exam!
What a well of emotions I was on Saturday night. Came home bawling = Matt thought I had failed or punched out Stewart & got kicked out. No I had passed & just all the emotion came out of me to the only person I trust implicitly in all the world. Poor boy I must confuse the crap out of him sometimes. Couldnt sleep but now my mind is open to all the opportunity in front of me.

This is not an ending but a fantastic beginning.

I still cant believe it but the weight has lifted & to have some time on my weekends again is awesome! As Matt is calling me Yoga Master 5000 - I dont know but what I do know is that it feels GREAT!

Thoughts

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:09:43 GMT

"Thoughts create reality. If you create something you dont like, dont give it a second thought."

Live now or suffer

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:17:06 GMT

eternity
"The eternity of the moment."

-Hermann Hesse (1877-1962)

The beauty of the moment. It all comes down to that really. We can't predict the future, it can change with a thought. We can't change the past, what's done is done. But we can live in, and enjoy, and appreciate this precious present moment. When we are totally in the moment, time stands still.

-Lissa Coffey

Find a VEIN

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:07 GMT

Went out to DV8 on Satdee night for Vein & it was AWESOME. Felt like a Psychonaut reunion with all the old crew there. Had a great dance & made my feet HURT as I wore my girly 7inch mental heels. But I felt fantastic!
First night of not drinking a drop when out & I really enjoyed it - totally being in the moment.
Even ran into some folks I have had issues with in the past & really, that is the past & lets hope it has all washed under the bridge. Because really I dont remember what half the huff & puff was about let alone I cannot be bothered holding grudges. I may not involve myself in artifical conversation but I am not bothered by people that think I "hate" them. If I really hated anyone they would know... Life is too short.
OLAY!

Looking forward to VNV & Caliban this weekend though I am gonna be FUCKED at Yoga training on Saturday & Sunday. HAHAH Oh but life is balanced!
Birthday invite coming soonnnnnn.....keep the 27th September free kiddies!

Someone poisoned Eddie the Emu

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:36:53 GMT

Someone poisoned my Dads Emu Eddie. Fuckers. I rang him tonight & was talking about how I found his house on Google Maps & it must've been taken at Xmas time cus Eddie has Santa riding on his back. Dad had to chop Eddie down today & he is laying all brown & dead in the front yard. :(
Dad said "it pissed him orf" but what can ya do. Now he is going to plant something boring like a pine tree. He reckoned to the cunts stole his Aussie flag from Eddies head so he made a little stand & drilled it in. RIP Eddie

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:36:32 GMT

problems/solutions
"Clinging to the past is the problem. Embracing change is the answer."

-Gloria Steinem (1934 - )

Sometimes it might look like change is the problem. But really it's that we're making change a problem for ourselves because we are resisting it! Change can be a great solution and can open up all kinds of wonderful opportunities for us. There's a time when we need to step outside of the boundaries we have created and just go for it!

-Lissa Coffey

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:26:44 GMT

"We all have some friends who we love and we're happy to have in our lives. It doesn't matter that we might have nothing in common, or live thousands of miles away, or communicate quite rarely. The minute we see that friend it's like no time has gone by at all. There's a spiritual connection between people that is beyond definition. We can't explain it, but we can certainly feel it when it is there."

My little Metal Head

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:44:06 GMT

HAHA My brother sent me this today & I cant stop looking at him & smiling.
My youngest little nephew Zayden.

FUCKIN METALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! HAHAH funny Shannon told me when I was up in Brisso last that he remembers distinctly me playing Master of Puppets for him & telling him how great Metallica were (this was prior hair cutting & loosing their BALLS!) & that stuck with him & was his favourite album & still is! I dont recall this moment at all. This moulded him into a lovely little metal head with that awesome metal goatee that I am so proud of! Now I have influenced a second generation. :)

Can we say PROUD AUNTY! Let alone his little devil horns. Fuck I want to BITE HIM!

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:32:23 GMT

Hope you all had a lovely long Easter weekend.
Finished a book, did a bit of Yoga study, did some sessions, did lots of gardening & then topped it off with that great thunder storm last night to soak it all in. LOVELY! Spent beautiful time with my Mattula & came to some more realisations...just to put them into practice.
Time to keep those emotions as stable as a tree!
Nothing as exciting as some of the adventures you have all been up to - but inside it feels good. That is all that matters. Love you all!

My little slice of heaven

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:59:45 GMT

Yoga teching

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:47:00 GMT

On Saturday I went to my first intro session to Yoga teaching.

Thats RIGHT KIDDIES Yours truly is going to become a Yoga teacher.
My passion, the thing that helped heal my psoirasis, my balance of my mind, body & soul. And by September I will be registered & qualified to teach & help others. What a journey this will be - but I put the fear behind me & I AM EXCITED!!!!!
I also learn pre-natal Yoga so I am stoked that I can help Mothers as well. :)

SO when I am qualified who is going to come to my Bogan Yoga School?
heh

I have to do A LOT of Yoga - not just at class but at home - I did 3 1/2 hours of Yoga on Saturday & MATE talk about relaxed but energised all at the same time. By September I am going to have buns of STEEL & a mind that I have always wanted. CALM.....

Sorry

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:39:24 GMT

I must say I am very moved & proud of Kevin Rudd & his government today.
The apology to the Indigenous Peoples of this country was very well worded & I believe showed compassion for what happened in the past.
Even though I would no longer vote for Labour this statement today gives me hope in this current government.

As I have said time & time again - there is nothing wrong with having compassion for others - especially if they have had a hard time in the past.
If someone had a hard life & they told you about it most people would say "Oh I am sorry that happened to you." Not fuckin hard is it? Why is this different?

Notably our shithead cuntface fuckstick of an EX PM was not in Canberra today.
That in itself says a lot.

BUT no negativity on such a wonderful day :) I truly truly hope this can move ALL Australians forward from here on.

HOOORAY!!!!!

BAN PLASTIC BAGS!!! YEAH!

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:37:59 GMT

See the news today? Garrett wants to ban plastic bags.
I couldnt think of anything better. No fuckin levy as lazy cunts will just pay for them. BAN THE FUCKERS!
I hardly EVER have any plastic bags in my cupboard - I recycle everyone I get till it is feral & even then I sometimes wash them & re-use. I re-use all my paper bags & have many cloth & green bags for my shopping. I even save my cardboard boxes & use them when I go to the organic store to buy my vegies that I dont grow.

How about you? How do you feel about banning plastic bags & give me a reason WHY! Especially if you disagree.

heh
Finally Peter is making me not so cranky at his actions since joining the LibboLabour party. ;)

I am no older than 23!! HAH BRING IT ON!

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:36:11 GMT

What a lovely weekend.
Got to spend some more time with Sarah & Cam before they left again.
So wonderful to see them - like nothing has changed & no time has flown.
Good mates. :)

Hadnt been out since buying the house & it was great to have a good hard headbang & to spend time with my lovely friends.
Nell you crack me up.
Nancy you are a fuckin crazy bitch! HAHA Love yas. At least WE arent plastic.

Was complemented quite often on the night - about my figure, my clothes, my dancing & my attitude. Let alone my age. HAH! This one lovely gentleman came up to me & said "What is your age - you cant be more than 21, 22 or 23 at the most!" HAHAHA When I told him I was 35 he was in shock. Lovely. I also had a young hot looking boy (who reminded me a bit of Matt) dribbling near me most of the night & the look of awe when I headbanged my head off to Arch Enemy was a classic. I noticed he had an Arch Enemy shirt on. Bless his heart. If I wasnt a taken Bling woman mate he would be a catch. But what a lovely boost to your ego & I took all with appreciation. All that Yoga & good food is paying off - I am getting younger by the year! Last time I was told I was 25 - now I am 23. ROCK ON! Bloody good looking 12 years younger than I actually am! HAH!

Then straight after I was complemented about being "the hottest girl in the club" a lovely lady came up to me to ask if Matt was my boyfriend. I said HE CERTAINLY IS! She goes "He is such a cute dancer & the hottest bloke in the club!" HAHAHAHA fuckin what timing I couldnt believe it. I said to Matt "Better watch out we are so HOT we could blow this place!" HA!

Classic line from the night -

"that bloke DJing is not a fuckin punk - he is too clean!" A REAL punk lady.
"Matt only goes to the toilet with ME!" Cam hahahah

crack up!

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:30:39 GMT

Up ya bum

Oh someone with a brain!

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:02:32 GMT

http://au.news.yahoo.com/070806/2/144r5.html